}

Go to HOME page

Go to the “Jokes Page



*Subject to Editorial Review 


Bhakta Burfi Wins the Book Marathon
By Gaurangi dasi
(kwa-Zulu -Natal, South Africa)

Bhaka Burfi surprised everyone when he won the book marathon. He was not the most charming of devotees, nor was he very articulate. In fact, he had quite an embarrassing stutter when he had to speak with strangers. Confused, his far more qualified competitors wondered how he had done it! Thinking that he must have cheated in some way, they secretly followed him. He walked up to a house, knocked on the door and when it was answered, he chanted his winning mantra. "Hare Krishna, I..I am d..distrib...buting th...this 12-v...v...volume s..s..set of Srim..m..mad Bhag..g..gav..v.vatam, it.t.t.t is a little exp..p..pensive, b..b..but it is m..m..more imp..p..port..tant t..t..to me that y..y..you get the m..m..message. S..s..s..so if y..y..you can't af..f..ford it, I'll b..b..be hap..p..ppy to r..r..read the entire tw..tw..twelve volumes for f..f..free...." Of course, he sold the set! 

© CHAKRA 20-September-2000

Go to the “Jokes Page

HOME
JOKES
You are here
Advertisements
BBT
Book Distribution
Book editing (changes)
CHAKRA
Charity
Child Abuse Page
Cows
Current Events
Earlier Topics
Editorials
GBC
ISKCON
Jokes
Letters from readers
Links to important sites
Obituaries
Other News
Paranormal
People
Philosophy
Poison Issue
Prabhupada
Recipes
Reform
Resources
Ritvik theory
SP disciple database
Temples (issues)
Traveling Swamis
VNN Page
Women's Page
Youth Page

Hare Krishna 
Hare Krishna 
Krishna Krishna 
Hare Hare 
Hare Rama 
Hare Rama 
Rama Rama 
Hare Hare

© Copyright November, 2003 by oldchakra.com. All rights reserved.

For information about this website or to report an error, write to webmaster@oldchakra.com