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Rabbit in Heaven?
By Bhakta Dominic

One old couple made a deal that whoever died would visit his or her partner during a sleep in a dream and report how is in the heaven, in life after life. Some time later the gentleman died, and soon thereafter appeared in his wife's dream.

Hi - she said, how is it in the next life?

Well, we get up early morning, have breakfast, and then sex.

Hmmm... so what you eating there?

Fresh vegetables, some nice greens. Then we have lunch, sex, supper, sex, and finally we going to sleep.

That's very strange behavior for heaven!

Who told you I'm in heaven? I'm a rabbit in Australia!!              Dominic- - das           Long Island ISKCON Temple           e- Dominic10866@yahoo.com

© CHAKRA 6-January-2000

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